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Seriously Milestones | Baby Cards

Newborns suck, right? We know you're meant to be totally over the moon in love with them, but.... sometimes, they just suck. To help share...
Vendor: Seriously Milestones Type: Gifts Over $30
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$34.99

Newborns suck, right? We know you're meant to be totally over the moon in love with them, but.... sometimes, they just suck.
To help share the load, we have created the baby milestone cards you really need! Seriously Milestones are all about keeping it real, so we love celebrating your babes first poo in the bath, that time they kept you up every hour, and even when they found their genitals! 

- Each pack contains 19 cards to be used as a photo prop or keepsake.
- The cards are an A6 size and 400gsm so are perfect for photos.
- Seriously Milestones are made to be used in conjunction with standard milestone cards in that they do not contain similar cards.

Cards include:
- Last night I woke up Every. Single. Hour.
- I had my head banged into a door frame
- I rolled off the (-change table - bed - couch)
- A teensy bit of my finger got cut off while someone was cutting my nails
- Nappy Explosion! It went (-up my back - down my leg)
- Today I was referred to as the opposite sex
- I screamed all day long for no reason (parents feel free to use this card too)
- Ate (blank) off the floor
- The brakes were left off my stroller
- Today I learnt to climb out of my high chair
- First visit to the ER
- My first poo in the bath
- Someone dropped their phone on my face when taking my picture
- I was fed food that wasn't cooled down properly
- I just vomitted in someones mouth
- Dropped (blank) in the toilet
- Got burnt by the car seat buckle
- I just found my genitals
- Today my parents are hungover for the first time since having me

New Arrivals
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Escabbo | Bath Mat & Squirter Set - Ocean
Escabbo | Tropical Fishes Squirters
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Escabbo | Cubo - Set of 6 Soft Cubes
Escabbo | Sea Animals - Squirters
Escabbo | Fishes Bath Toy Bag
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